My brain decided I needed to have commercials in my dreams and this is what it came up with last night.
(Gemma and Tick appear on screen)Welcome to Blairs Bondage, Soundproofing, and Roofing! Are you a Dom without a dungeon? A Sub with no shackles? Neighbors complaining about screaming? Or just an average Joe with a leaky roof? Come on down or give us a call and we'll send out one of our 5 techs(pictures appear on screen of Phill, Keith, Collin, Doug, and Hal) to listen to your needs and give you an estimate. Like the cut of the Techs collar(shows all 5, wearing different styles of collars)? After the job is done, for just $50 an hour they will help you break in your new play area. So head on down to Blairs Bondage, Soundproofing, and Roofing, where even a Subs wish is our command.(All 7 in front of large store with BLAIRS in neon purple lights)
(Gemma and Tick appear on screen)Welcome to Blairs Bondage, Soundproofing, and Roofing! Are you a Dom without a dungeon? A Sub with no shackles? Neighbors complaining about screaming? Or just an average Joe with a leaky roof? Come on down or give us a call and we'll send out one of our 5 techs(pictures appear on screen of Phill, Keith, Collin, Doug, and Hal) to listen to your needs and give you an estimate. Like the cut of the Techs collar(shows all 5, wearing different styles of collars)? After the job is done, for just $50 an hour they will help you break in your new play area. So head on down to Blairs Bondage, Soundproofing, and Roofing, where even a Subs wish is our command.(All 7 in front of large store with BLAIRS in neon purple lights)
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